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Neumann Rea's avatar

Great column: I was taken by your Everyman description of the place where it is you live, in ways so many can relate. The transition to the avatar-ean alternative project, meanwhile, is appealing yet jarring. Admittedly I am a Luddite with respect to anything beginning in "crypto". (Calypso, yes, gimme that.) I hesitate you use "meta-verse" of course, but what I read is that after a fond extolling of the virtues of your suburban locus, you advocate Dreaming Up Another Place. But buried within your essay is the perfect name for a vision of suburutopia: call it "Closeby."

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Lyle McKeany's avatar

I love that name!

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Chandler Helmholz's avatar

Well said Lyle, simpler the better

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Lyle McKeany's avatar

♥️

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Thomas J Bevan's avatar

Great stuff as always Lyle. Thanks.

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Lyle McKeany's avatar

Thanks, Thomas!

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Kevin Alexander's avatar

Love this! The description describes my Midwest suburb pretty well; we have an immersion school right up the block, and it was a Trump yard sign that sparked a block-wide scandal in 2016...

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Lyle McKeany's avatar

Wow, what a coincidence!

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Kevin Alexander's avatar

I’m still kinda convinced the guy was taking his own signs off his lawn as an excuse to replace them with progressively bigger ones.

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Lyle McKeany's avatar

lol, I love that conspiracy theory 😆

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Michael Estrin's avatar

Had to laugh at the "RUMP" sticker. There's one of those on my street too.

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Lyle McKeany's avatar

The battle between the neighbors felt so childish. Glad it's over now.

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Mark Starlin's avatar

I agree. I have always lived in a suburb, except when we lived in apartments (which were located in suburbs.) My daughter lives in Manhattan. It is fun to visit, but I couldn't take the crowds (or subway) on a regular basis.

We owned a house for years and am reminded of the semi-true joke, "Why be happy when you can be a homeowner." Maintenance is a killer. But we found the perfect alternative. We rent a house now. The landlord, who is a home inspector and die hard handyman who loves projects, lives next door. If anything needs fixing, he comes running. He has replaced the roof, water heater, and done plenty of other maintenance in the seven years we have lived there.

There is a greenway (wooded, paved walking trail) that circles a beautiful pond a short walk from our house. We also have restaurants and groceries within walking distance. And we are five miles from a real (small) city. Raleigh. So it is a little bit of everything.

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Lyle McKeany's avatar

Sounds like you have the perfect set up! I love it.

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Nishant Jain's avatar

I'm feeling the need for those foundations myself, Lyle. I completely resonate with this piece!

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Lyle McKeany's avatar

Thank you, Nishant!

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Neumann Rea's avatar

apologies for errata! I meant to say I hesitate TO use "meta-verse" of course ...

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